Keep Earth Clean It Isn't Uranus - Long Sleeve T-Shirt bod1 rendered in golden-yellow cheese

rendered in golden-yellow cheese

Design inspired by Michael Scott aka "Prison Mike" from The Office

Large white numeral "1" rendered with multiple concentric outline strokes in a retro varsity style dominates the upper portion

smiling while reading a cookbook beside a mixing bowl

The trick is to undercook the onions

Keep Earth Clean It Isn't Uranus - Long Sleeve T-Shirt bod1 rendered in golden-yellow cheeseAstronomy teachers have spent decades pretending Uranus is just a planet, and nobody's buying it anymore. Wrapping a butt joke in earnest Earth Day packaging is the only form of environmentalism with a 100% engagement rate. The Details: Light blue distressed text reading "KEEP EARTH CLEAN" arcs above a cartoon illustration of Earth with blue oceans, green continents, and white clouds, encircled by a dashed orbit line with green leaf sprigs on each