Safety Third v3 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt dorchester water splashing around its blue

water splashing around its blue and white body in a vintage illustration style

Grief counselors are the only professionals whose ultimate success is measured by how little you care when they die

Arched distressed white text reads "CAN YOU" above a halftone portrait of Clarence Boddicker

Red Solo cups and star-shaped sunglasses suggest the afterparty has been going on for about 160 years

Arched white serif text reads "PEFFERCORN'S" above teal script reading "Est" and white text reading "1962

Safety Third v3 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt dorchester water splashing around its blueDemoting safety to third place behind a lit firework and a claw hammer is less a priority list and more a discharge summary. Somewhere an ER nurse just felt a chill and doesn't know why. The Details: Distressed white arched slab serif text reads "SAFETY" above "THIRD" in two stacked lines. Below, a cartoon lit firework shell wrapped in red, blue, and yellow stands upright on a red base, its fuse visibly burning, beside a claw hammer with a gray head