The Swolly Spirit - Unisex Tank Top Size:L Hollywood Montrose walks into a

Hollywood Montrose walks into a beige department store like he's headlining his own runway show

A yellow ribbon banner at the bottom reads "RONEY PLAZA HOTEL

Punctuation invented plausible deniability

Bald eagles wearing headbands and screaming the word America for you is the exact level of patriotism this country actually earned

Outlined hollow white letters below read "TELEVISION REPAIRMAN" above a script-style italic line reading "We've Got The Ultimate Set of Tools

The Swolly Spirit - Unisex Tank Top Size:L Hollywood Montrose walks into aSwole Jesus doing bicep curls suggests the resurrection was just the ultimate rest day payoff. Turns out the Holy Spirit has been running a PPL split this whole time and nobody in theology wants to talk about it. The Details: Distressed cream groovy bubble lettering reads "THE SWOLLY" across the top. A vintage cartoon illustration of a muscular, long haired, bearded figure performing double dumbbell bicep curls appears below in cream and golden tan