Jack Burton 2028 - Unisex Hoodie Size:5XL Distressed white block text below

Distressed white block text below the house reads "THE HOA

zero apologies from a man who found enlightenment at the deli counter

Loaves and fishes don't multiply when a baguette costs nine dollars

Arched distressed white block text reads "EVER HEAR OF A" above a cartoon portrait of Uncle Buck in a gray fedora

zero attended practices

Jack Burton 2028 - Unisex Hoodie Size:5XL Distressed white block text belowRunning for office without a platform or any awareness that Wang Chi did all the heavy lifting is peak Burton energy. Everybody relax, the Pork Chop Express is on the ballot. Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: Curved white serif text reads "VOTE JACK BURTON" along the top of a circular badge outlined in red and white rings. A halftone blue portrait of Jack Burton fills the center, flanked by red text reading "2028" on a ribbon