Be The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are - Unisex T-Shirt Size:XL and a green ruffled collar

and a green ruffled collar sits inside a rounded rectangle with a red border

and horizontal retro stripes in white

Everyone who reads your chest becomes a willing participant in the lowest stakes IQ test ever administered

a diagonal cascade of four bombs increases in size from top to bottom

Bold black block letters read "WATERLOO" above a retro digital illustration of a mountain silhouette with yellow-and-white striped water slide lanes curving downward

Be The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are - Unisex T-Shirt Size:XL and a green ruffled collarDogs grade on a curve so generous it makes community college look like MIT admissions. Gas station sushi and a ghosted gym membership apparently still earn a hero's welcome at the front door. The Details: Distressed white vintage serif text reads "Be the person your dog thinks you are." in a centered, stacked arrangement with a slightly weathered texture across the letterforms. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun Cotton. Soft and