This is My Clone - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_halloween Blue serif text reads "Don't

Blue serif text reads "Don't Be A" in an arched layout above a vintage hand-drawn illustration of the Morton Salt girl in a yellow dress carrying a white umbrella

and white sits above the text

The English language spent thousands of years evolving just so "taters" and "haters" could rhyme and end every argument before it starts

All Star Lanes anchored the corner of Skillman and Northwest Highway in Dallas from the 1960s as a temple of league bowling

dopey grin

This is My Clone - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_halloween Blue serif text reads "Don'tAnnouncing you're the clone means the original checked today's schedule and opted out entirely. Somewhere a better version of you is thriving while you got sent to this barbecue with distressed lettering as proof of existence. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "THIS IS" on the first line, "MY" centered on the second line, and "CLONE" on the third line, all in bold uppercase sans serif typography with a heavily worn grunge texture