Your Mom is My Cardio - Unisex Hoodie Los Angeles Bold olive-green serif text reading

Bold olive-green serif text reading "GRANT" above "PALEONTOLOGY" sits inside a rounded rectangular border

Distressed white block text in a collegiate varsity style reads "NOT A COP" across the chest

bold white block text reads "JACKSON STEINEM & CO

Charles De Mar treating a ski slope like his personal vaudeville stage while screaming about snow purity is the most honest thing any 80s character ever did

Curved blue text reads "KOKOMO

Your Mom is My Cardio - Unisex Hoodie Los Angeles Bold olive-green serif text readingPutting a "your mom" joke in gold 1977 Pontiac Trans Am lettering is the typographic equivalent of wearing a tuxedo to a food fight. The font matured but the joke absolutely refused to. The Details: Retro 1970s inline letterforms with parallel striped lines within each character read "YOUR MOM IS MY" in distressed black ink. Bold golden yellow text with a dark outline reads "CARDIO" below in a larger, heavier weight with the same distressed texture