Dad Bod - Long Sleeve T-Shirt honolulu Pepperoni has never ghosted anyone

Pepperoni has never ghosted anyone at 2 AM

flanked by red text reading "phone" and "341-5040" above

with dark text reading "in AIR-CONDITIONED Comfort" beside it

a neighborhood landmark from the mid-twentieth century

Design inspired by The Office

Dad Bod - Long Sleeve T-Shirt honolulu Pepperoni has never ghosted anyoneDad bods operate in a varsity letterman framework despite a training regimen built entirely around pasta at 10 PM. Decades of proud tradition have never once included a second lap around the block. The Details: Golden yellow baseball script text reads "Dad Bod" with a classic swoosh tail extending from beneath the lettering, rendered in a distressed vintage texture that mimics weathered screen print wear. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Long