Motor Boatin' Son of a Bitch - Unisex Hoodie Size:4XL White hand-lettered script reads "Five

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Motor Boatin' Son of a Bitch - Unisex Hoodie Size:4XL White hand-lettered script reads "FivePlausible deniability printed on cotton is the oldest move in the lake house playbook. Grandma sees a man who loves his speedboat, and everyone else at the cookout is biting through their lip trying not to lose it. The Details: Bold, rounded navy blue lettering reads "MOTOR BOATIN' SON" across two lines at the top. A navy blue line art illustration of a figure driving a speedboat with water spray trails behind it sits in the center. Matching navy text