Dirk Diggler - The Touch - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:L Pale gold distressed text below

Pale gold distressed text below reads "THE LAND OF OPES AND DREAMS

Bold distressed white stacked text reads "MOTOR BOATING" beneath the heart

followed by cursive script reading "Wellsville

" A military chevron insignia with two downward-pointing V-shaped stripes and a star centered above them appears at the bottom

so at least this guy is honest about it

Dirk Diggler - The Touch - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:L Pale gold distressed text belowPivoting from adult film stardom to a recording career covering Transformers songs is exactly the kind of late 80s cocaine logic that made perfect sense at the time. The demo tape was real, the talent was debatable, but the confidence was absolutely bulletproof. Inspired by Boogie Nights. The Details: Pink script text reads "The Touch" above a posterized orange tinted illustration of Dirk Diggler singing into a studio microphone, eyes closed with one