I'm Not Drunk I'm Patriotic - Unisex T-Shirt steubenville Bold white distressed text below

Bold white distressed text below reads "IT CAME WIT DE FRAME

nestled between Bundy and Barrington during the mid-century era

Inspired by Revenge of the Nerds

with "RIBBON CUT CHEWING TOBACCO" curving below and "TRD" and "MRK" flanking two crossed arrows on the white inner circle

Curved ice-blue serif text reads "MESA JEWELS" above a cartoon anthropomorphic diamond mascot with a mustache

I'm Not Drunk I'm Patriotic - Unisex T-Shirt steubenville Bold white distressed text belowCracking a beer surrounded by stars like it's a government seal makes day drinking look like a branch of the military. Nobody's ever lost an argument that starts with "I'm not drunk, I'm patriotic" on the Fourth of July. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "I'M NOT DRUNK" above a white illustration of a hand cracking open a beer can, surrounded by scattered white stars in varying sizes forming a circular arrangement. Curved