Long Way To Mow - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M A large black winged roller

A large black winged roller skate with golden-yellow wheels dominates the lower portion

white outline

A vintage woodcut-style desert landscape in burnt orange and mustard gold depicts layered mountains

Distressed golden-yellow Weyland-Yutani corporate logo and text reading 'WEYLAND-YUTANI CORPORATION' sit at the top above a white blueprint-style schematic of the Nostromo spacecraft

White hand-drawn lightning bolt stretches horizontally in a jagged zigzag pattern across the chest

Long Way To Mow - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M A large black winged rollerSlapping a Screaming Chicken on a riding mower is the most Bandit move any suburban dad has ever pulled. Eastbound and down, just trying to finish before the HOA shows up. Inspired by Smokey and the Bandit. The Details: Arched black sans serif text reads "WE'VE GOT A LONG WAY TO MOW" curving above "AND A SHORT TIME TO GET THERE." A black and golden yellow riding lawn mower features a prominent golden phoenix hood decal, with green grass clippings