Boom Roasted - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:S " stacked beneath

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Distressed white angular text in a pseudo-Asian typeface reads "CATCHES BULLETS" across the top

Ornate white script reads "East Bound & Down" with decorative flourishes and swirls framing the lettering

Inspired by The Princess Bride

Somewhere a boyfriend just saw this and quietly deleted his text

Boom Roasted - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:S " stacked beneathPutting a turkey between "boom" and "roasted" is the kind of aggressive literalism that belongs on a motivational poster in a break room nobody uses. Thanksgiving finally has a catchphrase with more confidence than the person carving. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "BOOM" in a curved arrangement above a cartoon style golden brown roasted turkey on a white serving platter, with a drumstick bone visible. Curved distressed white block