Stop Staring At My Cock - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL Bold red capitals below read

Bold red capitals below read "STEAK & CHOP HOUSE" above flowing cursive reading "Lindy's

and golden yellow

a shoreline

Matching khakis and department store pastels only make the whole thing more aggressively sincere

Distressed white block text reads "FORGET LAB" above larger bold white text reading "SAFETY

Stop Staring At My Cock - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL Bold red capitals below readRoosters exist solely so people can wear poultry on their chest and dare strangers to get caught reading it. Plausible deniability with feathers and a comb is a legal gray area nobody wants to litigate. The Details: Vintage hand drawn rooster rendered in yellow, blue, red, and teal ink depicts layered plumage, a red comb, and yellow wattle, standing on a patch of sketched ground. Distressed white uppercase serif text below reads "STOP STARING AT MY