Chug Norris - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL rendered with bold black outlines

rendered with bold black outlines

Üpschitz Creek has been renting canoes without paddles since 1943

Fluency in movie quotes means every conversation becomes a one-sided game of Name That Film nobody agreed to play

flanked by yellow stars and blue water splash droplets

and lunch counters like this one fed the crowds between newsreels and errands

Chug Norris - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL rendered with bold black outlinesDual wielding pints is the only martial art where the belt system is measured in ABV. Nobody has ever asked him to pace himself twice. The Details: Distressed screen print style illustration depicts a muscular, bearded figure with brown feathered hair wearing an open light blue button up, holding a golden yellow pint of beer in each hand. Bold white distressed block text below reads "CHUG NORRIS." Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun