Department of Recreation - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL positioned beside cursive script reading

positioned beside cursive script reading "Boll Weevils" with a swooping underline tail

two small orange stars flanking one larger white star

Reservations at Chez Quis are for people who lack the nerve to just become Abe Froman on the spot

Inspired by Star Wars

Weathered numerals "19" and "08" sit on either side of the badge

Department of Recreation - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL positioned beside cursive script readingSlapping a government seal on a lawn chair that pinches your thigh meat is the most honest thing a municipal department has ever done. Recreation's entire budget is one folding chair, a cooler, and quiet dignity. The Details: Arched bold black condensed text reads "DEPT. OF" above a cartoon illustration of a folding aluminum lawn chair with orange woven webbing straps, casting a gray shadow beneath it. Two small orange dots flank the chair as