I Shaved My Balls For This? - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black " and "NEWPORT BEACH CALIFORNIA

" and "NEWPORT BEACH CALIFORNIA

Somewhere a grandmother is reading that shirt

Wide white and blue serif text reads "ALL★AMERICAN BURGER" with red and blue horizontal stripes

Every pizza box leaving that shop is plausible deniability in cardboard form

Green block text reads "PATSY D'AMORE'S" above green cursive script reading "Villa Capri

I Shaved My Balls For This? - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black " and "NEWPORT BEACH CALIFORNIAManscaping with a razor near the most anxious real estate on the human body is an act of pure, delusional optimism. That question mark is just a man performing a cost benefit analysis in real time, and the math is not mathing. The Details: Distressed white bubble text in a retro groovy style reads "I shaved my balls for this?" with a worn, weathered screen print texture across the chest. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun Cotton. Soft