Americans Not American'ts - Unisex T-Shirt santa cruz Cairo was a river town

Cairo was a river town that punched above its weight

White serif text reads "The" above large red script reading "Forge" with a yellow drop shadow

flanked by "AURORA" and "ILLINOIS" on a red and golden-yellow shield

Distressed golden-tan arched block text reads "COCOA BEACH" with a small baseball icon near the top right

Cursive script reads "Downey

Americans Not American'ts - Unisex T-Shirt santa cruz Cairo was a river townSplitting "Americans" into a motivational pun takes the same energy as a middle school football coach who laminated his personality in 2004. Somewhere a bald eagle is shedding a tear, not from pride, but from sharing airspace with this at every cookout. The Details: Distressed red serif text reads "AMERI CANS" split across two lines. Black text reads "NOT" flanked by two black stars on each side. Distressed blue serif text reads "AMERI CAN'TS" split