Rule #1 Don't Fall Off The Boat - Unisex Sweatshirt new year arranged in a tight two-row

arranged in a tight two-row pose

flanked by red stars and blue swirl elements

Born from a war between rival leagues

Grandma sees a letter and some clip art

with distressed texture throughout

Rule #1 Don't Fall Off The Boat - Unisex Sweatshirt new year arranged in a tight two-rowBoating safety rules exist exclusively because someone already did the exact thing the sign prohibits. That stick figure mid launch off the stern is just a self portrait for anyone who learned what lake water tastes like at speed. The Details: Orange circle and a blue stick figure falling off a speeding blue motorboat sit above blue water splash lines in a distressed print style. Bold distressed orange block text reads "RULE #1." Blue block text below