David S. Pumpkins - Any Questions? - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Black Block text below reads "OCEANFRONT

Block text below reads "OCEANFRONT AT 94TH ST

Preemptive declarations of cocktail preference save everyone the awkward small talk at the resort bar

Charging for breathable air is just good business when you run the only utility on Mars with zero competitors and a suffocation-based cancellation policy

" and gold text reading "ADAMS COLLEGE · 1984" with "LAMBDA LAMBDA LAMBDA" below

with small red and white text on its front panel reading "WINE 'EM DINE 'EM SIXTY NINE 'EM

David S. Pumpkins - Any Questions? - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Black Block text below reads "OCEANFRONTDavid S. Pumpkins is his own genre, somewhere between fever dream and deliberate act of comedic terrorism. Nobody has ever answered the question, and at this point nobody ever will. The Details: David S. Pumpkins stands center in an orange and black pumpkin patterned suit, flanked by two skeleton dancers in purple jackets with white wild hair and red face paint. White jagged text below reads "ANY QUESTIONS?" Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Long