Bennett Steam Carpet Cleaning - Commando - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M Distressed white bold uppercase text

Distressed white bold uppercase text reads "I POOPED TODAY

Retiring from spec ops to carry logs sounds peaceful until the customer retention strategy involves holding people off cliffs by one ankle

with large numeral "2" marks in each corner

Johnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence

and tattoo-based relationship screening with equal urgency

Bennett Steam Carpet Cleaning - Commando - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M Distressed white bold uppercase textLetting off some steam was never just a quip, it was a retirement plan. Bennett's pivot from chainmail mercenary to carpet cleaning entrepreneur is honestly his most impressive career move. Inspired by Commando. The Details: A white stick figure in a wide stance aims a cleaning wand emitting a large white steam cloud. Bold red slab serif text below reads "BENNETT STEAM." A blue rectangular banner at the bottom contains white text reading "CARPET