Smartass University - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Forest Green they represented a small Texas

they represented a small Texas town where citrus farming and baseball were twin sources of pride

and Lincoln each raising amber-colored beer pints

Distressed white serif text below reads "SPILLING THE TEA" with smaller white text beneath reading "SINCE 1773

a golden-orange sun circle

Who scored 4 touchdowns in one game

Smartass University - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Forest Green they represented a small TexasSmartass University accepts everyone, which says more about the admissions board than the applicants. Tuition is free but the social cost is enormous. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "SMARTASS" above a collegiate shield crest containing a donkey, flanked by a ribbon banner and laurel branches in weathered white ink. Large block text reads "UNIVERSITY" directly below the crest. Smaller distressed text at the bottom reads "WITTY"