Undefeated Toilet Clogging Champ - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S Ranking safety third implies it

Ranking safety third implies it still made the list

A smack to the head remains the greatest Zen lesson ever delivered poolside

with a carrying case labeled "CHICAGO" beside her

Moonlight Rollerway calling itself the most beautiful skating rink in the United States is the kind of unverifiable flex that only works when your floor wax predates the interstate highway system

Bold distressed gold text reading "BANDIT" spans the center in a blocky vintage font

Undefeated Toilet Clogging Champ - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S Ranking safety third implies itChampionship belts exist for boxing, wrestling, and apparently obliterating someone's guest bathroom plumbing beyond repair. Massive Dump Division implies weight classes, which means somewhere a lightweight is clogging toilets with remarkable efficiency. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "UNDEFEATED" above a white top down illustration of an open toilet bowl with "DUMP" on its base, containing a brown poop emoji style pile, flanked