Upschitz Creek - Long Sleeve T-Shirt science Large distressed red script reads

Large distressed red script reads "Zim's" above black brush-lettered "Broiled" and bold black serif capitals "HAMBURGERS

two small orange stars flanking one larger white star

Killian's propaganda department deserved a raise for turning one helicopter pilot into America's favorite boogeyman

and floppy disks getting a memorial usually reserved for fallen empires is exactly the right amount of unearned gravitas

and black cleats swings a bat mid-stride

Upschitz Creek - Long Sleeve T-Shirt science Large distressed red script readspschitz Creek has been renting canoes without paddles since 1943, which is less a business model and more a confession. Somehow the umlaut makes the whole operation feel classier than it deserves. The Details: Weathered golden yellow block text reads "PSCHITZ" above "CREEK" with "ESTD" and "1943" flanking the sides. A winding light blue creek flows through olive green pine trees in a vintage hand drawn illustration style, with a wood grain canoe in