USCSS Nostromo - Unisex T-Shirt surfing Distressed white bold uppercase text

Distressed white bold uppercase text reads "I POOPED TODAY

which is convenient since the other one is permanently throwing a shaka

Featuring a mesh back with snapback

Red stencil text below reads "CHAPPY" above a gray fighter jet silhouette

Large inverted magenta triangle with a jagged yellow zigzag border along its top edge serves as the background shape

USCSS Nostromo - Unisex T-Shirt surfing Distressed white bold uppercase textSigning onto a Weyland Yutani vessel means your bonus shares come with fine print about acceptable crew losses. Corporate's idea of hazard pay is a commemorative patch for a ship they already wrote off. Inspired by Alien. The Details: Distressed golden yellow Weyland Yutani corporate logo and text reading 'WEYLAND YUTANI CORPORATION' sit at the top above a white blueprint style schematic of the Nostromo spacecraft. Bold golden yellow text reads