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Large cream block text at the bottom reads "CHRISTMAS

Rock ‘n’ roll

Distressed white block text reads "GARY

Everything's Fine

Cream cursive script at the top reads "Cookie" with small green starbursts nearby

I Specialize in Roofing - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L Large cream block text atGolden retrievers claiming to specialize in roofing are technically not lying, they just left the construction part deliberately ambiguous. Three IPAs deep and about to give you an unsolicited estimate on your gutters. The Details: A vintage style illustration of an anthropomorphic golden retriever wearing a white baseball cap and green plaid flannel, seated at a wooden bar counter with a pint glass of golden beer, rendered in warm gold, green, and