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This is Pterrible - Long Sleeve T-Shirt internet orbital ringPteranodons dodging meteors during a mass extinction event really only had one word for it, and they were pterribly right. Spelling it in cursive just adds emotional damage to geological damage. The Details: Distressed white retro script text reads "This Is" at the top. A pteranodon in warm yellows, oranges, and reds soars through flaming meteors rendered in a vintage illustration style, with teal gray smoke clouds and a golden yellow explosion along