You Old Sailor You - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL raising a red plastic cup

raising a red plastic cup

Large distressed white decorative serif text reads "Abe Froman" above a retro cartoon sausage mascot wearing a golden crown

not the cemetery

with pink text beneath reading "Fucculent

Italic serif text below reads "Philadelphia

You Old Sailor You - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL raising a red plastic cupChazz Reinhold delivering a concession speech in a silk robe while eating meatloaf is peak dirtbag sensei energy. Wrapping his filthiest compliment in nautical decor is like hiding a grenade in a Cape Cod throw pillow. Inspired by Wedding Crashers. The Details: Distressed white text reads "YOU MOTORBOATING SON OF A BITCH!" surrounded by gold rope borders and small white seagull silhouettes. A gray anchor sits centered above gold text reading "SAILOR"