Eastbound & Down - Unisex Tank Top Color:True Royal White block text below reads

White block text below reads "Helps You Prove Others Are Dumb

Somewhere a 1950s housewife is smiling through frosting and measuring out exactly two cups of please stop talking

" Black text at the bottom reads "2025 EL CAMINO REAL • MOUNTAIN VIEW

Blue block capitals below read "CAFETERIAS" with smaller script reading "the family restaurant" beside the cup

partially overlapped by a golden-yellow cartoon duke character wearing a crown in a pitching wind-up pose

Eastbound & Down - Unisex Tank Top Color:True Royal White block text below readsRunning 400 cases of Coors across state lines sounds illegal until you realize the real crime is how personally Sheriff Buford T. Justice takes it. Loaded up and truckin' never felt so reckless. Inspired by Smokey and the Bandit. The Details: Ornate white script reads "East Bound & Down" with decorative flourishes and swirls framing the lettering. Bold distressed block text states "LOADED UP AND TRUCKIN'" flanked by small diamond accents and dotted