The Pork Chop Express - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL " with a yellow lightning

" with a yellow lightning bolt at the lower right

Distressed red text in a stylized Asian-inspired typeface reads "WHITE DRAGON" overlapping a large white dragon illustration coiled in a dynamic pose with detailed scales

matching white text reads "DRUM SET

Sitting down at a card table somehow exposed more vulnerability than any Lambda raid ever did

where league nights meant something

The Pork Chop Express - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL " with a yellow lightningJack Burton Trucking Co. promises reliable freight from a guy who spent half his last job unconscious in a sewer while Wang Chi handled everything. Delivery terms are flexible and the invoice just says "it's all in the reflexes." Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: Red comic book starburst frames bold black hand drawn text reading "THE PORK CHOP EXPRESS" with decorative retro asterisks flanking the letters. A distressed white semi