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he got laser-blasted into it

A tiny village nobody can find on a map had better branding in 1952 than most startups do now

Generations of Dallas bowlers knew those lanes the way churchgoers knew their pews

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Yellow horizontal lines frame distressed white block text reading "TRAIN TO CRACK SKULLS" below

Dundee's Survival Training - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L he got laser-blasted into itKnife comparison is the entire curriculum, and graduation requires pulling out something absurd enough to end the conversation. Customer satisfaction is weirdly high despite a zero percent survival rate. Inspired by Crocodile Dundee. The Details: Distressed orange banner text reads "THAT'S A KNIFE!" across the top. An orange circular emblem frames an illustrated portrait of Mick Dundee in a crocodile tooth banded hat, grinning, with two crossed brown