What Would Ellis Do - Funny Die Hard - Unisex Sweatshirt best Distressed white text below reads

Distressed white text below reads "I'VE ONLY HAD ONE" in a bold

and a clock face are arranged left to right in a horizontal row

Earning Employee of the Month right before telling customers exactly where to shove their fish is the most beautifully doomed achievement in fast food history

Souvenir merch from a tournament that may not exist

High-contrast white stencil portrait depicts an older man with round glasses

What Would Ellis Do - Funny Die Hard - Unisex Sweatshirt best Distressed white text below readsNegotiating with Hans Gruber using nothing but a Coke and unearned confidence is a power move only Ellis would attempt. Every office has a guy who confuses proximity to danger with competence. Inspired by Die Hard. The Details: A high contrast halftone portrait of Ellis in a suit, mid gesture, appears in white ink with visible dot patterning. Bold white block letters read "WWED" below, with smaller white text reading "WHAT WOULD ELLIS DO?" beneath.