Dick Vernon's Detention Services - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Black Yellow outlined block text reads

Yellow outlined block text reads "NUGS" above white cursive script reading "Chillin'

" and "CEntury 2-8408

Camping being in-tents is the kind of pun a dad spends forty years perfecting while his family dies slowly inside

Blue block capitals below read "CAFETERIAS" with smaller script reading "the family restaurant" beside the cup

Inspired by the NASA Viking 1 mission to Mars on August 20

Dick Vernon's Detention Services - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Black Yellow outlined block text readsVernon's detention empire runs on cheap business cards and the conviction that making teenagers sit still is a marketable skill. Bender called the bull's bluff and the bull folded like a card table. Inspired by The Breakfast Club. The Details: Arched distressed white slab serif text reads "DICK VERNON'S" across the top. A circular badge below contains a black and white illustrated portrait of Dick Vernon in a sport coat with finger raised, flanked by