It's Not Going to Lick Itself - Long Sleeve T-Shirt rr_track_70s Distressed green block text reads

Distressed green block text reads "BATTLE CREEK" beside a vintage cartoon illustration of a cricket insect in a batting stance

Booking a floating luxury cruise where the concierge dodges Mangalore gunfire between cocktail rounds really tests the brochure's promises

Inspired by The Shawshank Redemption

Inspired by TRON

"GREENDALE" and "CALIFORNIA" flank a white mountain range and tree line silhouette at the bottom

It's Not Going to Lick Itself - Long Sleeve T-Shirt rr_track_70s Distressed green block text readsBomb Pops melting down your arm at a cookout is nature's way of saying get your mouth involved. Plausible deniability lasts exactly as long as it takes someone to read the second line. The Details: Distressed white groovy hand lettered text reads "it's not going to lick itself" arranged in stacked lines. Below, a vintage style illustration of a tri color rocket popsicle in red, white, and blue sits tilted diagonally, with blue melting drips falling